thebootydiaries:

me getting robbed on an elevator: that’s wrong on so many levels haha :)

robber:

me:

robber:

me:

robber:

me: honestly? the fact that u dont appreciate,

(via wigglesfangirl)

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m controlling your mind right now. I’m making it talk

warlocksmith:

me; r u an angel because you-

girl in the bar: *6 wings unfolding from her back as her body morphs into a conglomeration of lion’s heads covered in burning eyes* you will forget all you have seen *painless white holy fire sweeps across the bar, when the blinding light fades no one remembers a thing and she is gone*

(via teflonly)

evilscum:

muslim women who wear the veil in white supremacist countries are more radical than your undercut

(via writingaboutmyrapists)

chessys:

u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer

(via currlypubes-deactivated20161231)